Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Happy Birthday to my Beloved

Happy 30th Birthday to my Beloved Wendy!

Tuesday, February 23, 2010


For all of you newlyweds or those about to get married, let me give you 1 piece of advice. There are lots of things you should know and follow, but here is one from me.

The Heat Pocket is sacred.
Do not disturb the Heat Pocket.
When you flip over keep the covers tight.
Do not let the heat out.
Going to the bathroom, must be done swiftly and the covers must be sealed to protect your spouse's half of the heat pocket.

The Heat Pocket is sacred.

Fuse Blown!

My alarm went off and I got up to take a shower. I went to the bathroom flipped on the lights and *POP*. The rack of lights over the mirror went out. Not just one, but all of them. The 2nd light in the bathroom worked. "Great a fuse tripped," I thought. I went downstairs to the fusebox and flipped the circuit breaker back and forth. "Maybe I should just call in sick."

My alarm went off again. I opened my eyes.

"Great I've been dreaming. I've already been up once."

"Everything probably works too and I have to go to work."

Monday, February 22, 2010

Fluidic Dynamics

Once you have a blog, do you have to keep posting? Isn't a blog only as full as the posts that are put into? Do blogs conform to the amount of content put in it? Is what I'm typing classify as a liquid or gas?

Chips or Crisps?

It doesn't matter when they are Rippled and get gunked up in in your teeth and have to eat a banana and use your finger to dig it all out.

You are welcome Internet!

That's strange? This is typical for me.

If you are one of the lucky few, this can be a typical conversation with me. I had this conversation with a friend Wendy and I met in WoW. Her blog is here.

me: Hey
Jessica: Hi
me: What's new?
11:30 AM Jessica: nada
me: There should be something new this week
Go buy a gun
Jessica: oh, hell no lol
me: What? I'm sure Jason would approve
Jessica: I'm sure he would, but I wouldn't. lol
11:31 AM me: Oh, ok
Go buy a Compound bow and some arrows
I'm trying to get you to LARP a Hunter
11:32 AM Jessica: larp?
me: You have the pet
Live Action Role Play
Jessica: lmao
did you see the Avatar one?
me: Yea
I didn't see the movie, but I didn't need to
Jessica: ditto that
11:33 AM me: A polearm
11:34 AM That would be a conversation piece
Like totally ignore it and invite people over
Put it next to a painting
And like ignore the Polearm
"Hey where did you get that?"
11:35 AM "Oh, we got it at the gallery in the mall."
"No, not the picture the polearm."
"Oh that..."
Jessica: Some days, your strangeness comes out more than other days. :)
11:36 AM me: That's strange?
Jessica: yep
11:38 AM me: "So are you planning on chopping someone's head off and putting it on there?"
"No, I'd have to wrap it in aluminum foil to keep the flies off. Then what's the point."

8 minutes
11:47 AM me: Hey
Jessica: yah
me: Can I use this conversation as my first blog post?
Jessica: haha - of course
me: Awesome thanks
Jessica: Just make sure to send me the link. lol
me: I wills